It’s time I come clean. This will come as a shock to some of you, and I am really sorry for that.

I am very sorry to all families, parents with children… everybody really…

Truly…

I am very sorry that your kid is not nearly as awesome as my kid… So sorry about that…

And I’m sorry to interrupt your day to gloat about it… well, I’m not sorry about that last thing, actually…

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